Stoned Florida Man Steals Truck Full of Krispy Kremes

A Central Florida man has been charged with grand theft auto and possession of marijuana after being found in a stolen donut truck stocked with 338 boxes of Krispy Kremes.

To be fair, Krispy Kremes are delicious. But Randall Travis Roberts, 20, of Davenport, confessed to stealing the box truck from a WalMart parking lot in Haines City because he was “tired of walking” and “needed somewhere to sleep.”

He didn’t quite make the Land of Nod. In fact, Roberts only made it as far as Ocala before getting into a minor fender bender; when police arrived, he admitted the truck was stolen.

To officers, the situation shortly became clear: ten grams of marijuana were discovered  in a plastic bag on the floor near the driver’s seat.

Though Roberts claimed the pot wasn’t his, he was booked for grand theft auto and possession of marijuana less than 20 grams.

According to the Ocala Star-Banner, police do not know if he ate any of the donuts.

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